INEVITABLY FAILING, NON-ZIMBABWEAN, IGNORANT, CORRUPT, CRIMINAL MINISTER OF FINANCE USING STATE RESOURCES TO CAMPAIGN, IN AN INSULTING MANNER OR MODUS OPERANDI.

Can an illegitimate president, who rigged elections, after having gotten into office on the back of a military coup, that was a result of factionalism in the worst tragedy to ever happen to this country, that is the terrorist, human and property rights molesting, ignorant, illegitimate the quasi-military edifice whose commandist approaches of illegitimate ruling, instead of leading through consensus, which is also a criminal enterprise that is a dismally failing, vile, self-enrichment fixated zanu pf that is blamable for the prevalent, irrepressible state paralysis, is in the business of compromising both the national security and sovereignty, appoint a competent minister of finance who would turn around the misfortunes of this country?

This was the question that was plaguing those who are politically informed, and enlightened, unlike the parochial and rural electorate, dependent on the above referenced plundering and looting criminal enterprise for food aid, a humanitarian crisis conceived by the political illegitimacy of the same above referenced pests and parasites. The parochial and rural electorate do not even know how many ministries there are, bloated, and useless as they are, all militarized, partisan, politicized, and appendages of the spectacularly failing, state paralyzing, state failure and collapse accelerating zanu pf that is also illegitimate. Anyway, an illegitimate president does not appoint a competent, professional minister of finance, who would threaten his illegitimate power retention through enacting economic reforms particularly, but not limited to limiting illegal government meant to buy the support of the overzealous, grossly inept, partisan, politicized and militarized elements of the security sector, anticorruption commission, the judiciary, the electoral commission, and what should be the public, national media, the national prosecuting authority, which recently rebranded to illegitimate zanu pf prosecuting circus, all of whom  are invested towards the establishment of a futile one party state or who would block looting and plundering of the country’s finite, valuable, strategic non-renewable, natural resources, as was the case during the short lived government of national unity, which saw the opposition not only controlling but also resuscitating the economy which was now on the verge of collapse, threatening the region of southern Africa with instability, plunging it in hell and in chaos.

All of the above is vindicated by the fact that the ignorant, inevitably and spectacularly minister of finance is now contesting on the ticket of the supreme law of the land mutilating, assaulting and diluting, illegitimate, self-enrichment obsessed, abominable, spectacularly failing, state paralyzing, state failure and collapse accelerating zanu pf, which shows that he is not what he was painted to be, a technocrat who is able, was appointed on merit and qualifications.