ACCORDING TO ZANU PF, UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT 19%

According to the pestilential, parasitic, criminal, illegitimate, spectacularly and legitimately failing zanu pf that is preoccupied with plundering and looting of both fiscal, and natural resources meant for the welfare of the people, thus depriving them of service delivery, while futilely pursuing a one-party state, responsible for prevailing state paralysis, unemployment in the country is at nineteen percent. This is the same plundering, and looting zanu pf that uses its partisan, politicized, unprofessional, and incompetent ZIMSTAT to lie, and produce propaganda, with which it would feed the unemployed, constituting seventy-four percent, so that, should it deceive them successfully, they would vote for it.

But why would the pestilential, parasitic, criminal, illegitimate, spectacularly and legitimately failing zanu pf that is preoccupied with plundering and looting futilely attempt to deceive the people whom it has been, for decades, oppressing, terrorizing, in addition to being insensitive, and unresponsive to their plight, conceived by negligence of their welfare, and subsequent service delivery deprivation? Wouldn’t it make sense to just let the people decide that for themselves, by coming to that conclusion, by virtue of being actually employed? Why would you decide to arm twist the partisan, politicized, unprofessional, and incompetent ZIMSTAT to lie, and produce propaganda, that distorts the reality prevailing on the ground?

You would only do this if you are certain that there is actually a palpable prevalence of unemployment caused by your illegitimacy, and futile pursuit of a one party state. Would you want to be the only party in a one party state that is paralyzed, morphing into a failed and subsequently, collapsed state, if the supreme law of the land was insulated against tempering, violation, mutilation and debasement, in a political system where accountability, rule of law, equality before the law, separation of powers, and devolution of power was prevalent? The answer is no. You in this case is the criminal, pestilential and parasitic zanu pf. This question is an attempt to demonstrate the plundering and looting zanu pf’s illegitimacy, and its correlation to unemployment which it is trying to cover up, with the complicit politicized, unprofessional, and incompetent ZIMSTAT.

The pestilential, parasitic, criminal, illegitimate, spectacularly and legitimately failing zanu pf that is preoccupied with plundering and looting is the only catalyst of unemployment. Should is leave the reins of power for the vibrant, innovative, resolute and resilient opposition, the situation would be reversed pronto, first and simply, by securing property rights, in direct contrast to criminal zanu pf’s attitude towards the constitutional rights to property, and human rights as well. Instead, the plundering and looting zanu pf just wants to establish am unconstitutional one party state that will first be paralyzed, before failing and collapsing, due to its obsession and preoccupation with looting, afforded by obvious and predictable deficiencies in transparency and accountability, obviously fanned by exiling of rule of law, equality before the law, separation of powers, and devolution of power. The people do not need to be told of statistics of who and who is not employed, they need to be employed, that is all. Otherwise, if it is indeed true that there is nineteen percent unemployment rate, where will the ruinous and cancerous zanu pf get the youths for national service? Food for thought.